Thursday, September 25, 2008

speech-less                                                      
I have no words for this. Please, when you get to the bit about Iraq and Afghanistan, national security and our soil (which is after the bit about Putin and his head-rearin') and tell me if little bits of your brain didn't start exploding and then tell me that you didn't fall onto the floor convulsing, wherein, after regaining consciousness, you didn't crawl immediately into the pantry and begin drinking. Heavily. 

7 comments:

Teej said...

Oh, and it's so, so, so much worse when you watch the video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/25/palin-talks-russia-with-k_n_129318.html

Do watch, but be warned that you will want to bash your own head into a wall until it explodes and Teh Krazy goes away.

Shania said...

Can't....comment.....am....ssssseizing.

Chookooloonks said...

No, that didn't happen. My brain didn't actually explode. It just started oozing out of my right ear.

But you're spot-on about the drinking, though. *hic*

Amy said...

I don't have television. We live on dial up internet because we are, truly, out in the sticks. I searched for hours to find the video clip of Palin and Couric, only to find that every youtube video had been removed and that CBS has blocked all users from viewing their encrypted clips of it. I was hoping to see the whole thing. Instead, I only saw up to the point where she says (AND ROLLS HER EYES) "when Putin rears his head...". At which point I fell onto the floor and sobbed because I cannot believe that this is what we have chosen to represent women in the most historical, crucial and vital election in our lifetime.

I have about 7 readers. All of whom I love dearly and, I suspect, all of whom share my political views. Dooce recently asked for an intelligent pro-Palin argument and even she, master of the universe, couldn't get an answer. If any of you have heard even one intellect (even if it isn't personally convincing) pro-Palin argument I'm BEGGING you to send it to me. To date, all I have heard from the political right is: I like her, she seems like good people.

Okay. Okay. I like Drew Barrymore. A lot. She seems like really good people to me. I'd love to have a beer with her and maybe touch her hair. I do not, under any fucking circumstances, want her to run my country.

Please tell me there's more. It's okay. I'll wait.

Candy said...

I've been watching and reading snippets of it for 2 days now, and I can't take it anymore. I want her to admit it's all a big April Fool's joke in September and show us the real VP. I want her to go far far away. Alaska sounds good.

margie said...

it makes me crazy and i live in canada, you know, one of the foreign countries bordering alaska, and how about controlling those rats, how do you do that? read the new yorker shouts and murmurs article on sarah palin, two issues ago. you'll die laughing.

Diana said...

Why am I suddenly looking back at Dan Quayle with respect and reverence?

Potatoe, indeed.